spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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