We won't sleep together?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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