I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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