Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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