Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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