I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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