He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he fucked my hip out of place.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Randomize