Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
