Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize