i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I deserve this hangover.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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