doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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