Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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