Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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