that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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