Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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