He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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