why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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