It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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