Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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