She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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