3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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