the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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