no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
