69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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