The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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