no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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