she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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