you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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