i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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