8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
