I must be too annoying 4 u.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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