So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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