Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
last night I used snow as a chaser
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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