she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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