Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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