so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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