Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
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why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
do herpes really smell.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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