Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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