Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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