Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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