Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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