How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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