Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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