Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
