I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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