So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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