how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
This toilet bowl is my home.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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