i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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