I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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