We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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