One girl and one boy is just not enough.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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