nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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