Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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