He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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